止汗劑

我把整個止汗劑抹遍全身。如果汗從我腦頂噴出來，你就知道原因了。

wǒ bǎ zhěnggè zhǐhànjì mǒ biàn quánshēn rúguǒ hàn cóng wǒ nǎo dǐng pēnchū lái nǐ jiù zhīdào yuányīn le

I put roll-on antiperspirant all over my body. If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you know why.